so yesterday i told my mom i needed more bras so she took me to victorias secret
and this lady fitted me and so i went into a dressing room with one of like the try on bras or whatever
and while i was putting it on i heard the lady and my mom giggling and i heard the lady said “everything about her is tiny!”
nD I HISSED THROUGH MY TEETH “EXCEPT MY DICK” AND I DIDNT THINK THEYD HEAR IT BUT THEY STOPPED TALKING
(Source: yiffmebabyonemoretime)
realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
(Source: theboysofwinterfell)
if you’re procrastinating and you know it clap your hands
i’ll clap later
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
